What’s all this fuss about Sri Lanka being an awesome tourist destination? Well, I beg to differ, I think there’s nothing special about the place that’ll make me want to go there or anyone else.
Apart from being boring and unpleasant here are some of the reasons why you should never visit Sri Lanka
1. To begin with the scenery is a big turn off
2. Yep, the place is a dump!
3. The capital city, Colombo doesn’t even have a decent skyline.
4. This small island country is so disconnected from the entire world that you’ve no other option but to swim through the Arabian Sea to reach there!
5. Also, why would you want to go to a war stricken country with rampant terrorism? It’s scary!
6. I mean there’s no peace and harmony at all – Zilch!
7. There is no place to spend sometime in peace and tranquility.
8. The beaches are swarmed with people and so damn filthy!
9. And what’s all the fuss about profound spirituality in Sri lanka?
10. With the presence of all these temples and religious places you can only imagine how overly religious and conservative the Sri Lankans are.
11. So, obviously foreigners are treated with suspicious eyes
12. Wonder who on earth finds those gigantic Asiatic elephants cute to visit their orphanage?
13. Can’t see why people would want to climb up a big ol’ ancient rock to check out a not-so-spectacular view
14. Oh and the lion entrance guarding it can’t be more lame
15. Besides, what’s so awesome about the culture and tradition of Sri Lanka that everyone’s been talking about?
16. People dancing in giant masks on the road can’t possibly be fun!
17. Nothing cool about the lanterns at Vesak Festival either!
18. Nope, nothing at all
19. The wildlife expeditions are just unimpressive
20. You wouldn’t find anything you don’t see in your day to day life.
21. It’s absolutely sick to touch and play with those rare sea turtles!
22. All that hype about duty free shopping isn’t that impressive either!
23. Also, there’s just nothing to do other than visiting temples and shopping.
24. You’d wonder what young people do to keep themselves occupied out there.
25. Sri Lankan food?! Trust me, you wouldn’t want to put it inside your mouth!
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26. Especially vegetarians- there’s nothing for you to eat in Sri Lanka!
27. Not to mention the horrible accommodation options
28. To all the honeymooners, it’s a big No-No for you
29. So, what’s so great and unique about Sri Lanka?
Well, their style of fishing for one…
30. Why go there and get bored out of your mind?
31. So, just stay home and scratch it off your bucket list! Sri Lanka is just not the place for you…
But your heart says otherwise, doesn’t it? Now that all your inhibitions are cleared you can jump on to the next flight to Sri Lanka.